Monday Musings with Manny, Friday Edition

Manny in action...

Sorry for being behind on these - Manny and I have been missing each other on Mondays and will again this Monday, so I thought I'd do a surprise Friday Edition. Welcome to my Friday:

Manny: I can’t fit into skinny jeans…

Paul: You’ve got pelican legs bro!

Adam: What’s the difference between rain and showers?

Me: Showers are intermittent, rain is constant.

Manny: Showers are off-and-on, rain happens all the time.

Adam: That’s the definition of intermittent.

Manny: Uh, right.

Robyn: …and I’m going on vacation tooooooo…

Me: (excitedly) Charleston!

Manny: Whoa whoa whoa, Em you’re from North Carolina, not South Carolina

Me: Yeah but Charleston is still awesome…

Manny: Last time I checked, North Carolina and South Carolina were 2 different states

Cullen: “Last time he checked,” which means he did it really recently.